Soapbox Speakers

News for Speakers’ Corner, Sunday 25th September.

In News for Speakers' Corner on September 26, 2016 at 10:49 am

1.Drizzle didn’t prevent a small band of faithfuls from attending. The speakers took turns speaking under the shelter of a big tree, with Steve Maxwell being the first to speak. He spoke about former Prime Minister, Sir Robert Menzies . . . z z z z z z z

When this scribe woke a few minutes later, Steve was still speaking, and an argument raged about whether or not we needed to know about what happened 60 years ago with that old dinosaur, Robert Menzies. After all, we are in the 21st century.

Mr B took over from Steve and sent the listeners to sleep again by disputing the idea that there are no stupid questions. ‘There must be stupid questions,’ claimed Mr B, ‘because we can’t expect stupid people to ask intelligent questions, can we?’

Mirko arrived just in time to provide some excellent examples of unintelligible questions.

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2. The rain became heavy, and most of us took refuge in the art gallery. Professors Pete, Greg, Michael and Bashful took turns in explaining works of art. Professor Pete didn’t hold back when he spoke about a ‘banal’ work featuring an old plane propellor, and he later disgraced himself by pointing to a depiction of five animated souls sitting on a bench, and renaming the work to: ‘Who farted?’

We expect better from our regulars.

Professor Michael restored our reputation with a classy interpretation of a man holding a gold pan. Thank you, Michael. And Professor Greg had good things to say about Frederick McCubbin’s ‘On the Wallaby Track’ until Peter disgraced himself again with unwanted observations.

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On the Wallaby Track, by Frederick McCubbin 1896.

3. Sunlight shone through the gallery’s skylight, suggesting the rain had ceased, so we resumed our natural place in the Domain. It was still drizzling. With no passers-by around we played the Just a Minute game, which involves speaking on the podium for 30 seconds without umming. In one of those speeches we learned about the discovery of the bones of a whopping big herbivore dinosaur called the giraffatitan. Bigger even than the brontosaurus.

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The above diagram is faulty for a number of reasons: (1) There is no evidence to suggest that the creature was green. (2) Humans did not co-exist with dinosaurs. (3) Chickenwire had not been invented yet. (4) Nor had metres.

Given the diagram’s inaccuracy, this scribe wonders how many other supposed facts about the creature are correct. Did the thing even exist? Could the bones be of a blue whale?

4. The sky cleared and Uncle Pete departed, like a metaphor.

5. Steve Maxwell criticised the government’s handling of refugees and fended off earnest questions from the audience. Professor Greg wanted to know why the government chooses to spend $700m on refugees, yet leave the states to make up a $250m funding cut that was meant to help the homeless.

6. Steve Maxwell had a hearty ‘debate’ with Mr B about the merit of history. Steve thinks we need to understand the past in order to rectify the present; Mr B reckons we should ban the past to achieve the same goal. This scribe suspects Steve’s approach is more practical.

7. Nearby, a crisis was averted. These two young heroes prevented a man from plummeting to his death.

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8. While Mr B was earnestly rubbishing everything that the previous speaker (Steve) had said, a passer-by intervened and summarily took control of Mr B’s ladder. Her name was Tania and she spoke about happiness and about how we can distract ourselves from unwanted emotions. She spoke well and the audience loved her, much to Mr B’s dismay.

We wonder what Tania would make of this:

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9. When Mr B regained his ladder it began to rain again, heavily. Like a metaphor.

It was 4.10pm and we called it a day.

10. When I think of the number of subscribers we have on our Facebook page I think of a ghost town. And our archive site as a tumbleweed.

11. Steve Maxwell has written another fascinating episode for his ‘Passing Parade’ series. You’ll learn a few interesting facts in this vignette, including what a dope Sir Robert Menzies was.

Steve Maxwell’s Passing Parade.

Egon Erwin Kisch (1885-1948) Anti-Nazi Czech journalist and communist.

Before the Second World War, the Australian government, under the United Australia Party (the forerunner of the Liberal Party), was ignorant of the German Nazi government agenda.

In 1934 the Australia Movement Against War and Fascism invited Czechoslovak journalist and communist  Egon Kisch to speak in Australia. He had been brought to Australia to counter the speaking tour of the Duke of Gloucester, who was at the time a Fascist sympathiser.

The Australian government tried to stop Kisch from entering the country. The Attorney- General, Robert G Menzies, future Prime Minister and founder of the Liberal Party,  had the  discretion to give to any arriving non-English speakers a ‘dictation test’ of a European language. The Attorney–General’s department chose Scottish Gaelic. Kisch could speak several European language but not Scottish Gaelic. Having  failed the language test he was deemed a prohibited immigrant and sentenced to be deported.

Not to be thwarted, he literally jumped ship, but accidentally crashed onto the wharf breaking his leg. He was captured and hospitalised. 

The High Court of Australia ruled on 19 December 1934 that Scottish Gaelic was not a European language within the meaning of the Immigration Act (1901-25). Kisch was set free and allowed to enter Australia.

On the 18th of November 1934 Egon Kisch was the special guest speaker for the Movement Against War and Fascism. An audience of about 5,000 gathered to hear Mr. Kisch speak on subject of the dangers of Fascist Germany and Italy. The Reverend Albert Rivett had the honour of introducing Mr. Kisch. The Reverent had been an opponent of war during the Bore War and First World War. He began his introduction speech saying, 

“The people of Australia believed the World War was to save democracy, but the harvest they reaped is Fascism. Seventy five percent of  the Australian population are working people and if they stand together for their rights they can prevent war and Fascism in whatever guise these scourges of modern civilization are prepared. Fighters for peace are banned from our country and the shame is made even greater by attempting to justify this ban by a test in a foreign language. If Jesus Christ were to come here, to preach peace on earth an goodwill to all man, our police chiefs and politicians would try to stop him, because Egon Kisch was an alien and did not know every European Language, at least, not Gaelic.”



As Egon Kisch took the platform, Reverend  Rivett uttered what were to be his last words: “Here comes our guest, whose entry they tried to prohibit, let us rejoice, let him carry on the fight. My time is up. I have finished. I thank you.” Then Reverend Rivett collapsed and died, at the age of 79.

The audience was stunned, and so it was that the first public speech given on the Domain by Egon Kisch was a eulogy for Reverend Albert Rivett.

Kisch later went on to say  “I have had three adventurous months. I know the police court, the Quarter sessions Court, the High Court with one judge and the High Court with five judges. But whenever the court let me go I was arrested again. I have learnt to speak English better. Perhaps I do not speak the King’s English but it’s Kisch English anyhow. I did not come here to tell you there is terrorism in Europe. I have been an eye-witness of it. I came here to tell you how to stop war. I was arrested the day the Reichstag was burnt down by Goring  and his lieutenants. I saw my friend, Erich Muhsam, the poet, whose works I translated. He was  made to walk naked, even in winter, and to lick up the spittle of his captors. All his limbs were broken gradually, and he died.”

The crowd listened in silence.

Kisch exposed Nazi propaganda during his speaking tour of Australia. He left in 1935. War came only four years latter in 1939. Hitler, the leader of the Nazi party, plunged Germany headlong into war.

Egon Erwin Kisch (1885-1948), was born on 29 April 1885 in Prague, Austria-Hungary. His opposition to war and fascism sprang from his experience of the Nazis. His speaking tour was a morale booster for the small group of anti-war campaigners who alerted Australian to the threat posed by fascists, and he tried to suggest ways of combating it.  His last speech in the Domain was to a crowd of 18,000, a  large meeting  for its time.

On his return to Europe he reported from the front line of the Spanish Civil war and the German occupied France in 1940. He found refuge in Mexico until he returned to Czechoslovakia. He died in 1948 in Prague and was cremated.

Steve Maxwell.

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Egon Erwin Kisch on his platform, warning us about the dangers of Nazi Germany.

 

News for Speakers’ Corner, Sunday 18th September.

In News for Speakers' Corner on September 19, 2016 at 11:44 am

1.For those of you who didn’t turn up because of the imminent rain, you missed something special. Ray, Mr B and Steve Maxwell braved the darkening clouds and were rewarded for their effort with a steady stream of passers-by and rain that stayed away.

Before the speakers could even get settled they were asked questions. Steve was asked about gay marriage and Mr B was asked about personal growth.

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The rain was always just about to fall, but at Speakers’ Corner it stayed dry until just after 5pm. Whether this was due to Ray praying to God for good weather, we’ll never know. (Yes we will, one day, says Ray.)

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The second topic to be discussed was about physical attraction. To what, precisely, are we attracted to? And should we tell the person we find them physically attractive, or focus on praising aspects of their personality?

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Our range of wet-weather gear has been popular in the past, and we sold a few pairs of these today . . .

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. . . but we now also have a classy range of camouflage jackets for sale. They’re top quality and made in the U.S.A.. Order yours today via Steve Maxwell.

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It was also noted that the Pokemon fad seems to be over.

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If you’re feeling disappointed that you didn’t show up today, relax. We understand. Understandably, you assumed it would be raining at Speakers’ Corner. Don’t be hard on yourself. Yes, you missed out on a good afternoon, but there will be others. Smile!

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2. The above news was for those who did not have the pluck to turn up today. This item is solely for those who did turn up today (Ray, Mr B,  Steve, and this scribe): yes, we had ten minutes of dry weather before the heavy drizzle began. And then ten minutes later it was bucketing down.

We were soaked. The chairs were soaked. We left at 2.30pm.

The day was a disaster.

3. Everyone who did not turn up can get lost.

4. Here’s something filmed last week:

5. So was this:

6. Everyone who has not subscribed to our Facebook page can get lost too.

 

The speakers and hecklers!

In Speakers and hecklers. on March 8, 2015 at 11:51 pm

“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.” 
Gerry Spence.

Some people say the speakers at Speakers’ Corner are a little eccentric. There might be a skerrick of merit in that point of view. Whatever the case, they’re an entertaining bunch.
Click here to see their 2015 highlights.
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The Speakers and Hecklers.

Steve Maxwell, historian and political commentator.

Steve Maxwell In various personas, but always engaging, Steve talks about religion, Australian history and politics. Click here for highlights. To see more videos of Steve, go to the archives site. From his book, ‘Soapbox Oratory‘ Steve writes: ‘In a modern city, there must be a place where strangers can meet and discuss the issues of the day without fear of persecution; where the right to retain one’s individuality is allowed.

Helmut Cerncic, metaphysicist.

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Helmut once beat Arnold Schwartzenegger in a body building contest. He knows a lot about metaphysics, (more than Arnold Schwartzenegger), and is happy to explain why Isaac Newton was an ignoramus. But his battles with hecklers are fun. He calls his listeners his ‘groundlings’. Here are some highlights. For more videos of Helmut, go to the archives site and to his own site, ‘Is Science the New Religion?’.

Mirko Terzic, 21st Century inventor.

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Mirko has created a phonetic alphabet to be used world-wide, and it’s better than Esperento. He has solved the problem of perpetual motion and has diagrams explaining how to get free unlimited energy from hydropower. Mirko knows how to think outside the square. Here are a few highlights of Mirko. For more videos of Mirko go to the archives site.

Ray, Christian.

Ray is concerned about your soul.

 Ray is passionate about spreading the word of God. He takes the task seriously but isn’t confronting. He is a gentle man willing to answer your questions. Here are a few highlights. For more videos of Ray, go to the archives site.

Mr Bashful, epiphany specialist.

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Mr Bashful, the epiphany specialist.

Epiphany specialist Mr Bashful tells us he is the spiritual advisor to the Dalai Lama, though that’s yet to be verified. He calls his listeners his ‘grasshoppers’ and his foes ‘garden gnomes’. (He himself could be called, ‘King of the Cheap Shots’.)
  Among other things, Mr Bashful talks about New Age scams,  happiness myths, and why we should burn the Mona Lisa. One thing he isn’t, is bashful.
He now has a Facebook page which has a following slowly approaching double figures.

Tony, atheist. (Speaker and  heckler)

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New-Zealand born Tony is a fervent atheist and scathing of the Catholic Church. When he is not berating Christianity he is either sinking the boot into other religions, or supporting Palestine. In this video  Tony expresses a few of his well considered opinions. For more videos of Tony click here.

THE HECKLERS

Peter the Heckler (and occasional speaker)

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During the week Peter teaches students, and if he teaches them with the same verve he has for the Sunday passers-by, they are lucky students indeed. Click here for a few highlights. For more videos of Peter, go to the archives site.

Jovo (occasional speaker)

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 Jovo is a charismatic man, which may explain why he is also known as ‘Rasputin’ and ‘The Wild Man of Serbia’. Throughout the world he is envied by monks, yogis and gurus for his ability to tap into a stream of consciousness and verbalise it. 

Andrew, the exhibitionist. (Heckler.)

If you have any questions to ask of a flasher, Andrew is the guy to ask.

If you have any questions to ask of a flasher, Andrew is the guy to ask.

 Andrew used to be a speaker – he used to be the only flasher in the world prepared to stand up and talk about flashing, and support it. There are four entertaining videos of Andrew speaking.  Here is just one. For more videos of Andrew, go to the archives site. His award winning book about exhibitionism (flashing) is available on Amazon.

Max (Quiet listener)

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Max is one of the gentler regular visitors. Says little, but when he does speak it’s sensible. A pleasant change for Speakers’ Corner. Click here to discover why he visits Speakers’ Corner.

Arthur (Heckler)

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Arthur is not what you call the shy type, and is generous with his opinion. I caught him searching for disciples.

Jack (Quiet observer)

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“The old grey owl sat on an oak.
The more he heard, the less he spoke.
The less he spoke, the more he heard.
Now, wasn’t he a wise old bird?”

Click here to hear a few words from Jack.

Silvia

Sylvia

Sylvia drops by and stays for some time. We hope one day she expresses an opinion.

Pete

Pete

Click here to hear why Pete comes to Speakers’ Corner.

Daniel

Daniel

Click here to understand why Daniel visits.

Jean

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Jean tries so hard to be feisty, but she’s just a big softie. Click here to hear why she comes to Speakers’ Corner.
Her husband is Albert, below. Both of them are very good value at Speakers’ Corner.

Albert

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 Albert may be 92, but he is as alert as anyone, and fit. When he helps Mr B unload the chairs he carries six at a time.
Albert wrote an absorbing book titled, ‘Civilisation Hijacked’. It explains how good men are persuaded to do bad things.

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If  you would like to buy a copy ($20) email Albert:  al.morris@optusnet.com.au
Albert is the husband of Jean.

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