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News for Sunday 17th September

In News for Speakers' Corner on September 18, 2017 at 10:07 am

“A rich man is beset on every side by people demanding that he invest or give away part of his wealth. He becomes suspicious – honest friendship is rarely offered him; those who could have been friends are too fastidious to be jostled by beggars, too proud to risk being mistaken for one.”
Robert Heinlen.

1. Today we tried something different. Ray and Mirko remained on the fringes, but the other speakers banded together to create one meeting. The tireless Steve Maxwell served as a competent and worthy MC. (Normally, MC stands for Emcee or Master of Ceremonies, but in Steve’s case the letters stood for Megalomaniacal Cad, among other things.

The speakers took turns to speak, and Steve, our Mellifluous Crooner, ensured that each speaker kept to a specific time limit. That time limit varied throughout the day, depending on the direction of the breeze and the number of bees per square kilometre.

2. There seemed to be something missing during the day, and we were better off for it. But what was missing? I don’t know.

3. Steve, our Melodious Concupiscent, spoke about ‘the history wars’. (The ongoing public debate over how the British colonisation of Australia should be interpreted.)
He also spoke of the Aboriginal Tasmanians.

Scenes like the one below should never be forgotten.

4. The ‘Something Nice’ segment, to charm some and irritate others.


5. With Steve being a Multiskilled Charismatic he hosted the following speakers:
– Mirko, who did his thing in his own inimitable style.

– Radio Shock Jock (2SER Radio Skid Row 88.9FM Noon til 2 Tuesday) John August spoke about Labour and Liberal statistics. (Or something like that. Listing his radio credentials has taken the wind out of me.)

– A Finnish guy and some other passers-by bravely stepped up onto the Ladder of Percipience. (Oh oh, where was the Ladder of Knowledge? Is that what was missing today? Yes, it was missing, but I have great respect for the Ladder of Knowledge, so it must have been something else that freshened the air by its absence. But what?)

– Backpack Peter even got up to speak. He says we shouldn’t make a fuss about global warming, and he called for Australia to adopt nuclear power.

– Helmut didn’t speak. (Was that the thing missing? . . .  Well yes, because it’s always a pleasure to hear Helmut speak, but no, the thing missing wasn’t actually being missed. Today, Speakers’ Corner felt alive and fresh. Reinverated. I just can’t think what it might have been.)

– Uncle Pete didn’t turn up today. But we noticed his absence, and we weren’t grateful he was missing. No, it was something else . . .  This scribe asked around, but no one could put a finger on it.

– Tony spoke against the introduction of gay marriage. (Who would have thought?)
He also praised Kim Jong Un, the North Korean despot. Tony seems to think that Kim is a nice guy getting bad press from the western propaganda machine. (From his photos, Kim does seem to be a cheery fellow, so who can really argue?)

6. Thanks to Steve, our Magnificent Compere, the day went well and a good time was had by all. Whatever it was that was missing, can stay missing.

An ibex, serving as a metaphor for Steve Maxwell.

7. If we had set up our Facebook page this morning then we could be pleased with having sixty subscribers.

If we had set up our Archives site this morning we could be slightly pleased with the total number of visitors this site has received in its history.

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